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Few to keep the laughs going
Nov 17th, 2016 at 7:13pm
 
Hey guys,

First off it's great to be on this forum. To be honest when i seen the jokes section i just couldn't help myself because i have a few joke books and iv'e got to share, so here goes.

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"One day, two guys Frank and Bob were out fishing.

A funeral service passes over the bridge they re fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. He does this until the funeral service passes by.

Frank then said “Gee Bob, I didn’t know you had it in you!”

Bob then replies ” It’s the least I could do. After all I was married to her for 30 years.”"

2.
Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

The only reason your husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

If you like the jokes you can check out the site below if you are interested... if not keep tuned.
http://www.for-sale.ie/

It's going to be good talking to everyone!! keep the jokes going!!!

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Re: Few to keep the laughs going
Reply #1 - Nov 18th, 2016 at 2:36pm
 
Well i thought they where pretty good....  Tongue
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Reply #2 - Nov 18th, 2016 at 2:44pm
 
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Reply #3 - Nov 18th, 2016 at 2:47pm
 
This is going to have to be the last one guys after all i am Irish...

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